The babel translation game!

I made this thread as i noticed how hilariously bad babelfish's translations from other languages to English are. If you speak another language type in a sentence in that language to babelfish translator and translate to English, then copy and paste the results! This should be funny Hehe

I put in: Hola! Me llamo Chloe Jayne y Tengo quince años. Mi cumpleaños es el dieciséis de septiembre. Soy muy hábil en la ciencia sin embargo No me gusta la física. Hay mil noveciento alumnos en mi colegío.

It means: Hello! my name is chloe jayne and i am 15 years old. My birthday is on the 16th of september. I am very good at science however i dont like physics. There are one thousand nine hundred pupils at my school.

Babelfish says it means: Hello! I am called Chloe Jayne and Tengo fifteen years. My birthday is the sixteen of September. I am very capable in science nevertheless does not like the physics. Noveciento are thousands students in my colegío.


What a freak lol.

I put in: Der fünfte "Harry Potter"-Film ist durchaus sehenswert, doch er weicht zu stark vom Buch ab und manche Elemente, die eigentlich wichtig waren, fehlten. Definitiv eine wunderbare Schauspielleistung brachte Imelda Staunton in der Rolle von Dolores Jane Umbridge, die glaubhaft und wunderbar hassenswert herüberkam.

It means: The fifth "Harry Potter"-Movie is really worthwile seeing, but it differs too strongly from the book and some elements, which actually were important, were missing. Imelda Staunton definitely gave a wonderful display of acting in the role of Dolores Jane Umbridge, who comes across believable and worth hating.

Babelfish says it means: The fifth "Harry Potter" film is quite worth seeing, but he deviates too strongly from the book and some elements, which were actually important, was missing. Definitely a marvelous play achievement brought Imelda to being astonished clay/tone in the role of Dolores Jane Umbridge, which herueberkam convincingly and marvelously hate-worth.

It even translated "staunton" XDDDDDD

Hehehe these are classic, if I could speak fluently in another language I would try too!

Haha...Great game...

I wrote something in german:
Ich bin ein Priester für die ärmste Opfergabe
Ich bin obendrein ein Floß in einem See von Kummer, Kummer und Gier
Ihr habt in meinem Wein gebadet
Aus meinem Kelch getrunken, meinen Reim verspottet
Eure gespaltenen Zungen haben meine schmerzenden Wunden geleckt

It means:
I'm a priest for the poorest sacrifice
I'm but a raft in a sea of sorrow- sorrow and greed
You bathed in my wine
Drank from my cup, mocked my rhyme
Your slit tongues licked my aching wounds

But babel told me it means:
I am a priest for the poorest opfergabe I am in addition a raft in a lake of grief, grief and greed it in my wine bathed from my cup drank, my Reim scoff your split tongues my hurting wounds licked

hehehehe see babel fish serves as a laughing machine too heheheh

I wrote:
私 は オンオ です、 と 私 は 14才 です。 私 は 犬 を 持っています。 犬 の 名前 は ベッキ です。

It means:
I am Onno and I am 14 years old. I have a dog. The dog's name is Becky.

Babelfish stated this means:
_ I オンオ be, when I 14 ability be. I have the dog. Name of the dog is ベッキ.

I state babelfish is:
-CENSORED-.

^hahahaha! its almost gibberish!

Check this out: http://uk.babelfish.yahoo.com/
This is even worse than altavista's babelfish

oh dear :|